The euphemisms news reporters use when a sports figure injures his penis and testicles

When it comes to ones tallywacker, I enjoy the use of euphemisms. When I am at the doctor I prefer to hear the words testicle, urethra, and vas deferens. When I read about someone’s painful but ultimately survivable crotchtal injury, I don’t mind seeing words like anaconda, big lebowski, or dangly bits.

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