A few weeks ago the DM took pity on me, because i’m the squishiest out of the party and i’m notorious for failing every single important roll to help the party. I bravely decided to come along two other people into a large and dangerous enemy gnoll encampment, i had 3 casts of invisibility and we all went in. I got pissed on a gnoll relieving himself from a cliff, i crushed a mole by accident and almost got mauled by a suspicious gnoll, almost caught a sword to the face, and got peed on a second time on the foot.
I also had less than 5 minutes of invisibility when the DM told me if i could get to any edge of the map he’d let me retreat to our camp. I proceeded to almost get found again for the 10th time, critted a voice throw to a innocent prisoner and got him horribly murdered in cold blood (who i was trying to save), and when i left the area i failed my roll and got lost in the forest for 4 hours.
I am a champ at… something.
