The FEEL FLUX grants the sense of slowing down time

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@boingboing

Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

joke is funnier if you reverse it.

@Boundegar

The elevator in the video reaches terminal velocity while you calmly stack up luggage as a shock absorber.

I like to make a pile out of the other passengers, and lay on top of that.