The funniest rebuttal to the vegetarian argument

My only issue with vegans is situational. When I am planning a get together, guests need to warn me ahead of time they are vegan. This way I can at least prepare stuff or pick a restaurant where they won’t feel like the odd ones out.

I have zero problems with well done tasty vegetarian food. Southern Indian cuisine being my favorite in that category. Most ground meat and chicken fingers/nuggets available in stores are such garbage anyway that I am happy to switch to the fake vegan versions for health/environmental reasons.