The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

“I never thought the holy relic would melt my face!”

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It’s not stealing. Clearly the ancient Egyptians threw them away. /s

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What the actual fuck:

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Alex, I’ll takes the Beaches of Normandy for…

Oh fuck it!

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If countless people weren’t suffering needlessly, the vindictive part of me would be glad that every move that orange asshole makes turns to complete and utter shit…

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There was no gold fringe on the ancient Egyptian flag.

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The Mooch is not, by any means, a reliable source, but on this one I can only say “Please God, let it be!!”

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Filed in the Annals of GOP Projection:

On behalf of a sensitive snowflake of a colleague who threatened to murder State Troopers sent to collect him to do the job he had walked out of.

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I just wish all of these narcissistic assholes would go the fuck away and let the rest of us get on with it.

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Analysis of about 34,000 tweets from approximately 4,896 accounts by researcher Marc Owen Jones revealed that 15 per cent of accounts using the hashtag #TrudeauMustGo between Sept. 3 and 5 were ones that primarily identified with U.S. right-wing politics.

The biographies tied to those accounts made mention of “Make America Great Again” (MAGA), “Keep America Great” (KAG), or the QAnon and #WWG1GWA fringe conspiracy theory movements.

Now, if they’re bots, who owns them? Putin or the American Right?

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The distinction between the two is becoming increasingly meaningless.

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Why is it that we’re only finding out now, now that Barr has made a fire-and-brimstone speech about his ultra-conservative Catholicism, that he’s a part of Opus Dei?

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Wow. Not shocking, but terrifying that this what theoretically defends our constitutional rights. Honestly, the second amendment is about the only piece they actually hold to, and even then it’s only the second clause.

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New word for me, but it perfectly describes the Christian Right.

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Rudy is making bank.

Not bad for a guy who probably has a trump issued security clearance.

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I’m sure he was just defending himself. Fear for his life and all, you know?

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What foreign corruption of US politics looks like:

“Dating back to 2015, the private Instagram account of Lev Parnas, a Ukrainian-American indicted for illegal campaign donations, appears to show VIP access to President Trump and a close relationship with Rudy Giuliani. WSJ’s Shelby Holliday reports.”

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