The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

This is just about the best thing of the day.

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Fuckā€¦ did they already sign the agreement to end the shut-down?

Because if not, I donā€™t put it past that thin-skinned muthafucka to renege just because Fox & Friends is mad at himā€¦

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Yep, itā€™s signed.

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Article:

And thread for summary:

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I have the OPM app installed so I got a gov open alert when he signed.

Oddly no apology in message. /s

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On the stand, Ayres declined to refer to TWP organizers and supporters as Nazis,

On their own site they self-described as National Socialists. I forget if they openly used Nazi, but that was certainly implied.

Check Ayresā€™ wardrobe for cosplay uniforms.

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This story just keeps getting better.

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WTF? Sure the owner has the right but, dammit Valentineā€™s Day cookies?

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Iā€™m just trying to figure out how ā€œbuild that wallā€ is supposed to be humorous and not a political statement, just because itā€™s on a cookie. Like, people do realize that jokes are supposed to be funny, right?

Oh wait, I forgot that Mike Huckabee has a supposed-to-be-humor TV show now, nothing matters anymore. My mistake.

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Because weā€™re living in the most surreal of timelines, alt-right super-racist white-supremacist conspiracy theorist Mike ā€œPizzagateā€ Cernovich seems to be taking time out of his regular schedule of InfoWars appearances, Trump support, and screaming about ā€˜white genocideā€™ to uh, convert to Islam. Alt-right bros are freaking out.

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Waitā€¦ what???

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For all I know, this is some 4-dimensional chess move to Own the Libs by blowing everyoneā€™s mind, but I have no idea anymore.

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Did someone slip him the same stuff as Tucker Carlson seem to be doing lately? (Not sure if heā€™s trolling with his fall-away from capitalism as the right sees it.)

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DC has been been called ā€œUgly Hollywoodā€ in the past, letā€™s change that!

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No, fame and money do not outweigh the colour of oneā€™s skin.

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Seriously?

Ugh; some people are just straight up garbage.

Iā€™m glad Smollett is okay.

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I donā€™t even know where to put this.

"Stroud said her background as an intelligence operative made her comfortable with human rights targets as long as they werenā€™t Americans. ā€œWeā€™re working on behalf of this countryā€™s government, and they have specific intelligence objectives which differ from the U.S., and understandably so,ā€ Stroud said. ā€œYou live with it.ā€

unFuck these loser secret squirrel drop outs.

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https://twitter.com/caelanconrad/status/1091109785703993344?s=21

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