The Idaho governor's race is very entertaining

Harley Brown is a candidate for public office in an American state in 2014 who has the following “Harleyisms” on his website:

Riding a Jap bike is like f_cking a faggot
I guess it feels OK until somebody sees you doing it & you sure as hell don’t tell your buddies about it the next day

And this one, which I’m still trying to puzzle out:

A Jap will out Jew a Jew but a Chinaman will get the Jap’s socks

Stay classy, Idaho.