The intersection of anti-vaxxers & tone deaf suburban white people has been found

That’s what my phlebotomists do for blood draws. I tell them I need to be lying down, that I’m a fainter, and they keep me talking through the whole thing. If you’re talking, you can’t forget to breathe.
I still have trouble with IVs though. If they don’t get it in there fast I’m a goner.

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