♕ 🎤 The Legendary Raptastic Groove-a-Thon 🎤 ♕

What’s that? Down on the floor?
It’s a mirrored-drive door Mac G4!
I say, it’s a damn chore!
Here is why
if you want to know more:

It’s the last Mac with OS 9
(I still use it all of the time)
But sometimes
it don’t like to chime
Because of
some designer crime…

The PSU is custom flat!
Over time will dry out your caps!
Which leaves your parameters trashed!
From the many times that you’ve crashed!

Strip that system down
Zap the PRAM!
Hope that it comes around
Hit the CUDA!
PMU resets
time to jam!
Lame-ass computer

A new PSU from you-know-who
Would cost even if available!
But we know it’s not
And I have been taught
It is useless and unsaleable.
A new box is caught with problems frought
of form factors - I shit you not
Stuff it in there before my bits rot
BTX is close
A supply you chose
With some Dremel it can just fit
Those vintage Mac blues
That have possessed you
Are finished now that you have re-cased it.

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