It brings a few essential tools to the Light Phone, like messaging, an alarm clock, or a ride home
So it has an archaic telephony app (whatever grandpa), text messages (defeats the purpose!), an alarm clock (i.e., a time-fascist), and… I’m guessing “a ride home” means an Uber app? Which has obvious ideological issues.
Yeah, I’m going to call that a minimalism fail.
You want a truly simple phone? Load it up with the actual bare necessities. Candy Crush, a good fart-noise app, and an ad-supported screen-based flashlight. Now THERE’S an elegant tool for the modern world!
