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LA BOMBA
(Tonio K.)

(sung–more or less–in spanish)

for the gringos: la bomba
for the russians: la bomba (the solution)
both countries are crazy, stupid or both
i don’t know…and why not?

i’m not a coward
i’m not a woman
i ain’t no termite
no idiot, no homo, no burro
i’m the comico atómico

ay la bomba

for the chinese: la bomba
the french: la bomba (and the english)
the jews and the indians
everybody’s crazy but me…

where’s my bomb
i want a bomb of my own
a small bomb
a handsome bomb for me
for me…
ay la bomba