The New York Times has the dope on cannabis use in Canada

Not me. I may be traveling to the US in the next few months. What are the odds that ICE, Homeland Security, DEA etc. don’t have access to that database, as well as my credit card records? I’ll wait until I can pay cash at a brick-and-mortar store.

(I don’t need weed to be paranoid. I’m high on life.)