The Onion will be back in print

The GWB inauguration article was the all-time most prophetic headline.

" Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over’"

“During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years.”

"Turning to the subject of the environment, Bush said he will do whatever it takes to undo the tremendous damage not done by the Clinton Administration to the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. "

"Once again, we will enjoy mounting debt, jingoism, nuclear paranoia, mass deficit, and a massive military build-up.”

And then it all came true! Hahahaha sob.

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