Speaking of, do you know what they call a food fight at an Indian restaurant?
Naan violence.
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Aw, you blew their cover! 
(No, actually, thanks. I didn’t know that. No wonder they look like that, I now know after looking it up. And apparently there’s some contention over whether they could move about on land. So now I’m imagining that our two friends in the image here got caught on a sandbar when the tide went out. But I digress…)
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Artist was Vasily Vatagin Vintage Dinosaur Art: Vasily Vatagin (Part 1) – Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs
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Ha, I think I’ll take a break from riling up dinosaur fanboys.
Especially since real paleontologists can make a joke.
Thagomizer
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@FGD135 - I just noticed this is in the “wrath” category. Is that on purpose, or is it some kind of joke?
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Old MacDonald had a theremin. OOOOOeeeeeOOOOOOOeeeeeOOOOOO
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Mr. Thag would like to disagree.
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It started out as a thread for Dad Jokes. Of course I put it under “wrath”.
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Look more like Splootosaurs to me.
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Now that gets into Handeyesque territory. I like it!!
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What happens if you boil a funny bone?
It turns into a laughing stock.
How do you turn soup into gold?
Add 24 carrots.
What did the thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
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What happens when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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What’s the difference between dogs and cats?
Dogs think, “These humans give me food and shelter and everything I need and ask so little in return. Why, they must be gods!”
Cats think, “These humans give me food and shelter and everything I need and ask so little in return. Why, I must be a god!”
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Does a cow have the Buddha-nature?
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Why do scuba divers fall backward into the water?
If they fell forward, they’d land in the boat.
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What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
one is a pause at the end of a clause, the other has claws at the end of its paws
What’s the difference between an idiotic dutchman and a sewer pipe?
One is a silly-Hollander, the other is a hollow cylinder
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