The primitive technology guy made lime mortar from the shells of rainforest snails

“How did people ever come up with making lime mortar in the first place?”

I imagine such a process goes something like this:

  1. Eat a bunch of snails.
  2. Have a pile of snail shells lying around.
  3. Kind of bored, guess I’ll take this rock and smash some snail shells against a bigger rock.
  4. Now I’ve got a big pile of white powder. Does it do anything good?
    4a. Does not get me high when I snort it.
    4b. Does not get me drunk/happy when I eat it.
    4c. Works okay as wall coloring, but other stuff works better.
    4d. Banishes spirits? Further research needed.
  5. Bored now, plus raining.
  6. Hey! My smashing rocks are stuck together!
  7. Conclusion: snail dust makes rocks stick together good. Refine process with other great discovery, fire.
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