The "rising chimp" problem

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@anon3072533

The monkey is a very stubborn monkey. It isn’t gonna climb any dumb rope just because you said so.

Instead it just hangs there, silently mocking you. For a long time. Even though it’s at rest, it’s burning some calories. And the humidity is low, so the monkey is also losing some water weight. Eventually the monkey is lighter than the 10 kg weight; the 10 kg weight drops while the monkey rises. At last the monkey reaches the pulley. You miss it, though, because you long ago got bored and went out to have a beer. The monkey still feels like it beat you at your game.

> get weight

Because the weight is a point mass, it slips easily (and literally) through your fingers.

> poke monkey

The monkey bares its teeth.

> go north

[quote]The monkey mauls you, spreading your internal organs across the frictionless floor.

GAME OVER
Score: 6
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