Old Joke Opportunity:
A man arrived at a pier, anticipating the weekend river trip planned for that day on a pleasure craft for which luxury service had been promised. But once there, he was knocked unconscious, robbed, tied to a log, and floated out on the river. Once conscious, he noticed an older gentleman in the same predicament, floating along side him. Ruefully, shaking his head, the younger fellow – with great sarcasm – says to the older man, “This is just great… and I bet we don’t even get the champagne lunch” to which the older fellow says, “Yep. The same thing happened last year.”
