The time the US military created a vampire hoax by killing a Filipino guerrilla and poking holes in his neck

Fixed: Well, the US has a very long history of those ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶P̶h̶i̶l̶i̶p̶p̶i̶n̶e̶s̶ everywhere we’ve ever been (and much bigger ones), so they wouldn’t have even thought twice about it.

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