Who are the worst people I can appoint to posts in the government, Trump thought, taking a bite out of a Big Mac and washing it down with some Pepsi Clear he’d gotten in payment for doing advertisements back in the go-go '80s. Trump grabbed a handful of Doritos and thought about Ben Carson. He was a brain surgeon, thought the president-elect, he’d be perfect for HUD. Also, that chick that worked for Eric doing wedding planning. Definitely HUD material. What about that guy who tweeted all that Obama is an Iranian agent stuff? He’d be good in DOE. It’s all coming to together, he thought, as he drank more Pepsi Clear while flipping the channel to Fox & Friends.
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