The Trump family's holidays and business trips have used up the entire Secret Service budget

Brilliant idea! Rethink what “protection” means. Train them in situational awareness, maybe a little hand-to-hand, suit them up in Kevlar and helmets, and send them on their swanky vacations :wink: And implant them with tracking devices to deter any kidnapping-for-profit situations.*

*Only after they’ve burned through whatever was considered a fair and reasonable budget for regular protection, of course.

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