There's a semi-secret Burning Man calendar that you can (shockingly) buy

I kinda like hallucinogens, so don’t get me wrong, but that sounds just like the ‘really important event’ that I have heard a lot about. ’ Went to BM, don’t really recall any details, but it changed my life and my I look great in these photos, kind of thing. ’

What more is there? Honest question. I’m a cynic but not going to doubt any stories of personal growth or transformation! Just keep not hearing any. Seems to be about the drugs and hot people like, well, every other normal thing is. Am I wrong?