Don’t forget that the German car industry will apparently force Merkel to force the rest of the EU to give in to whatever we want so they can sell us cars.
Sometimes it’s the French wine and cheese industries that will force Macron to force Merkel to force the rest of the EU, but someone will definitely make the EU countries throw away all of the rules they have always rigourously enforced just so we won’t impose tariffs on stuff we’d continue to buy anyway.
Oh, and the EU is supposedly petrified that we won’t pay the £39 billion.
We are apparently perfectly prepared to weather the economic disruption and chaos of a no-deal if the EU won’t give in to our demands but they are obviously spineless surrender-monkeys so the prospect of a slight budget shortfall will so petrify them that they’ll give in.
They don’t like it up 'em!
