There’s been no information or diagnosis that any of the people making bomb jokes over these many decades were neurodivergent, so while I appreciate the gentle reminder not to use insults out of courtesy for others, I stand by my commentary. There’s LOTS of other jokes to use besides “bomb!” in an airport.
“They missed a whole vibrator in my bag!”
“They missed a whole roast chicken in my bag!”
“They missed a whole set of handcuffs in my bag!”
“They missed a whole half-naked Channing Tatum in my bag!” (most plausible really, he’s showing up everywhere these days)
Please do not use bomb jokes at the airport if you’re feeling stressed or anxious. We don’t want you to end up like her, and they have zero sense of humor.
