Thief unwittingly steals 16 bottles of oil extracted from weasels' anal glands

Once, in the run-up to Christmas, a package that was obviously a CD was stolen from my front steps. Fortunately, Amazon sent a new one, no problems. But I had to laugh, because it was a gift for my mother: a bunch of opera singers singing non-opera songs. I would have loved to have seen the look on the (probably teenage) thief’s face when the package was opened!

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