Thief unwittingly steals 16 bottles of oil extracted from weasels' anal glands

I once had a juvenile ferret express it’s glands in an enclosed examination room. Cleared that room for the rest of the day, and you could detect a “funk” for quite a while despite cleaning with a dilute bleach solution (I suspect that even ppm levels in the air system can be detected). Quite hideous stuff.

That being said, there may be AWESOME uses for larger quantities of weasel butt gland juice. (water balloons at a Trump rally anyone?)

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