This anti-pot PSA warns that smoking the devil's lettice may cause you to purchase too many surfing monkey statues

I know I tend to make ebay purchases for random stuff when I’ve had a couple drinks in the middle of the night. I don’t smoke pot so I have no idea if that goes along with weird purchases, but booze makes me sentimental and lowers my inhibition and good sense. Which is bad when every stupid object from your childhood is available on ebay.