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To be honest I think it would be hard to learn the joys of this method of ass wipery with this bidet, since it takes a bit of finesse to get right. You really have to turn the dial slowly to avoid getting blasted, and it takes very very little pressure to do the job. Get the Toto toilet if you have $500 that you want to flush down the toilet, I have the Toto E200 but I gather that model has been replaced. They’re all awesome, and they’re all surprisingly durable (I was sold when I saw them in Narita Airport in Tokyo), mine is 5 years old and still going as strong as the day I bought it. Or just get the $25 bidet and go use a proper Japanese toilet a couple of times to get the hang of it and then spend the other $475 on sushi.
