This Christmas tree is so fucking metal

I’ve had completely nonthreatening, non-pointy kitchen implements like a Y-shaped peeler confiscated by the TSA when I got them for Christmas and tried to take them in carry-on luggage, not thinking there was any way they would assume they could be a weapon. They offer the option to Fedex it to yourself, typically, but $20 to send myself a $5 peeler isn’t worth it.