This couple's business uses more water than all homes in Los Angeles combined

Yeah, and I literally wrote a whole bunch of stuff between “everyone in this comment section” and “STFU” — stuff that you conveniently elide in your supposed “fair paraphrase”, which changes the meaning of the sentence containing “STFU”,

But, clearly, you need that change to support your interpretation. Otherwise, why bother?

(Wait. WTF am I doing? THIS is exactly the crap I said I had no time for.

So, um, never mind. Just forget I said anything.

As you were. Please let me know when you’ve solved California’s water problem.)