This cow is happy with the Happycow

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/08/27/this-cow-is-happy-with-the-hap.html

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I’m… not sure if that’s a “cow.”

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Closest thing I’ve ever found for cats was this little plastic nubbly brush that mounted on the corner of a wall down at cat-height. My cat loved that thing. She could stimulate herself all day long if she wanted! Now that it’s discontinued, I wish I had taken that thing with me when I moved.

ETA: Looks like other companies make similar doohickeys. Hey kitty, guess what you’re getting for Christmas!

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I think my cats would go for a Happycat.

Mine wouldn’t even deign to look at one. Lap or nothing - nothing but a glare.

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I need one of these. Disclaimer: I have no cows.

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That cow is all…

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I’d support a “Happyhuman” version!

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@frauenfelder @Akimbo_NOT

I think my cats would go for a Happycat. If there isn’t one already, someone should Kickstart it.

I think I would go for a Happycat. :slight_smile:

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Seeing cows use a cow brush is always a treat. :slight_smile:

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I can’t help but imagine there’s something like this in a Japanese toilet design - and that makes me cringe a little on the inside.

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My SO wants me to build her one.

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good clean cow fun, then we eat them?

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I never forget a happy cow.

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DANGIT! Someone beat me to market with another one of my ‘Million Dollar Ideas’ !

Buffalo (bison) shed their woolly underwear in big tufts, and collecting it and turning it into yarn is expensive business. Because buffalo are rather mean, I had planned to steal tufts of fur by sneaking up to the fence and holding a rake for them to scratch against.

Like these guys, but with a rake, and on the safe[r] side of the fence:
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Now, all the buffalo rancher has to do is install a bunch of these cow brushes.

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I need one of these for my roommate.

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You are correct, that is definitely a bull calf.

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My “Lemon Fresh Gusset”? Have we all been taken Crazy Pills?

(I would provide an appropriate GIF but I’ve been swilling vodka all evening.)

Shiny assholes rule!

Dude that pretended his kid flew away in a weather balloon a few years ago literally has your back covered.

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lol Good for him! :+1:

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