This new whiskey has crabs

Read this and said a Mitch Hedberg “What the fuck…. Is a Green Crab?!?”. A few min later after consulting the Oracle at Google, I come to find that it’s smaller than a Blue Crab and is destroying habitats and aquatic life on both coasts.

Time to go eat some Dungeness Crab before these green MF’s make things go all pear shaped.

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