This smart scale numbs the sting of the realization that we are animated corpses

[anon81034786]

@frauenfelder

Even with its efforts, my bodily organs will soon necrotize, my wet flesh will fall from my maggot-infested corpse. My ephemeral essence will evaporate long before the dust I dared to call mine takes a drunkard’s walk toward the heat death of the universe.

Someone is feeling particularly melancholy today…