Three pieces of statistical "bullshit" about the UK EU referendum

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@L_Mariachi

Ten Commandments aren’t even the same ten injunctions

They aren’t even consistently ten, either, which I why I put it in quotes. Needed more words, obviously.

@ben_ehlers

I thought that the point of this stat was that we should be using The Lord’s Prayer when arbitrating disputes over international cabbage sales.

“I don’t owe you anything for your last shipment of cabbages! Line seven clearly states, ‘forgive us our debts’!”