Tiffany Trump's dreamy synthpop track is the best thing any Trump has ever done

There are thousands of amazing unknown artists creating incredible music to post online that will never get much attention. I’d rather have one of those revealed than an article on some random song a rich girl paid a mastering artist to fix up. To be fair, of all the Trump articles plastered on the front page, this is the most interesting of them and might even be worthy of the space it takes.

It’s far better than this thing at least: