We named the planet after 2/5 of the surface, and of that 2/5 most of it is rock or ice, so, probably 1% of the surface of the “Earth” is actually earth.
And we named the galaxy “The great White Way”… another euphemism for the 1%…
Notice a pattern here?
I’m for Trevor. Or Treasure. Or Tinkle. Or TinkerBell. Or Tinka-linka-linka-doo. Actually, that last one.
We are from planet Tinka-linka-linka-doo.
Tinka-linka-doo?
No, Tinka-linka-LINKA-doo. Two linkas. The moon is Tinka-linka-doo, because it’s smaller.
What galaxy?
We are from the third arm, counter-clockwise in relation to Andromeda, oriented Tinka-linka-linka-doo North, of the galaxy Gurlepadotipus XVi #!/usr/bin/perl 0x010101 Abracadabra Suckit Big Bangers Tinka-linka-linka-doo RULZ We Killed All The Neanderthals GO TEAM TLLD!
OK.
