Tom Brady completes end zone pass to Brees, while Brees kicks the living shit out of Brees

“Mom, why can’t we go out on the field like them?”
“Shush now, your daddy can’t be parading us around in front of his other family. Sure, it was a wild night at the club all those years ago, but you don’t get the life your half-bothers & sisters have.”
“DADDY !!!”

“Hey star, who’s that kid yelling?”
“Nobody man… nobody.”

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