TOM THE DANCING BUG: Bob Figures Out Invincibility

Lemme do a little math.
According to the interwebs: The distance from the lunar center of mass to the Earth-Moon Lagrange point L1 is 36254 miles, the raidus of the Moon is 1079 miles, so the distance from the lunar surface to L1 is 35175 miles. Once you reach L1, and move a little toward earth, the earth’s gravity takes over and you start to fall toward earth.

35175 miles, over 365.25 days in a year ~ 96.3 years spent teleporting a mile once a day. Then some time falling toward the earth and teleporting once a day.

But then again, as soon as you teleport away from the surface of the moon, you’ll begin to start falling back to the surface again. And even with the moon’s low acceleration, it seems likely you’ll fall back to the surface before the 24 hour cooldown period is over.

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