But did you do this?
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Don’t forget, a hotdog can be used as lip gloss in an emergency…
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Giving someone’s neglected blog some linklove here:
Yep. Drinking ketchup to go with your meat pie. Om nom nom.
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Guess I know what I’m making for dinner tonight.
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Close…
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Make beans on toast topped with some grated cheese, some salami or ham and a few herbs, well, then you’re a late-night gourmet.
But make one little baked-bean pizza… and everyone loses their minds.
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I saw this and I thought of you:
You monster.
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Did you see the comment that one was a reply to?
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Goddammit. Beaten to the punch. Damned work distracting me from the far more important task of expressing my disgust at crimes against pizza 
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If it’s edible it can be, and has been, put on a pizza.
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Much like mixing detergents and bleach, two otherwise safe foodstuffs can combine to make something far more toxic than their constituent parts…
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So I take it that sauerkraut appears on your pizzas less often than on mine?
There are more things in heaven and Earth, Horatio, / Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
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Anyone who thinks that’s weird has forgotten how long this has been around. Because one day someone was drinking tomato juice and said, “You know what this needs? Clams.”
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“And how’s about we top it up with some Rocky Mountain Panther Pee?”
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That stuff is used in what might as well be Canada’s national cocktail at this point!
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Kimchi, yes.
Sauerkraut? You monster.
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I’ve done this so many times in my life. I WILL NOT BE SHAMED BY THIS!!!
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I will bet real money that @Donald_Petersen did!!
Not judging, just acknowledging that he has painted a three-dimensional portrait of his upbringing in such a way that we really know him.
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How is THAT the most disturbing detail in that gif?
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