Top prosecutor sentenced to 5 years for covering up police chief’s assault of a handcuffed man who stole a bag of porn, viagra, cigars, and sex toys from his car

It worked for me mainly because I guess I subconsciously grokked that ‘who stole’ was a stand-in for ‘who had stolen’.

So ‘who had stolen’ would have made it a more parseable headline, but perhaps not as snappy (which is the point of a headline - that, and getting you to read on, so minor parsing glitches serve their purpose, sadly).

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