Toronto's crack-smoking mayor, covered in the style of foreign affairs

The tone is right on, but they’ve got the tribal allegiances a bit muddled - Ford is the local stooge of the distant Ottawa regime, whose ineptitude threatens to temporarily unite the local squabbling leftist and centrist warlords against him.

The question is not, “will the Ottawa regime send in the military to depose him?” but “should a coup arise, will the Ottawa regime send in the military to quash it?”