Haven’t you heard? Modern people don’t read books in libraries. (Modern people hardly read at all for that matter.) The reasons why they’d go to a library are as follows:
- To eat their lunch (while pretending, if needed, not to be eating)
- For well lit and nice looking (and ‘smart’) selfie backdrops.
- For the free A/C
- For the free WiFi
- To let their kids romp around freely and safely (and without having to clean anything up)
- For various social gatherings agreed upon on FB, or insta, whatsapp, what’sev. (which is fine I suppose)
