I think I got this story from Gershon Legman’s first book of dirty jokes: A cruel sergeant has been tormenting a helpless recruit from some small town, riding him mercilessly for days. The recruit has kept quiet throughout, so the sarge pushes harder. “I’ll bet you’d love nothing better than to piss on my grave, Private! Am I right?” And the private sadly replies, “No, sir! When I get out of this army, I’m never going to stand in line again.”
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