Just had a flash of inspiration that the the show Mr ED was really about how, as men grow older, their penis can start to behave like a suborn horse, and sometimes you two need to have a conversation to see if it wants to come out of the barn today or not. As to not be totally off topic, I bet trumps Shetland pony is downright agoraphobic these recent days.
@Slant Of all the Count memes I’ve seen in the last few days, this one is perfection. chefs kiss.