with any luck, be tried & convicted on as many counts as possible. Then he also has those other matters to deal with.
As much as I would love to see him serve a couple of years at Riker’s, I would be surprised if he serves time for this particular arrest.
House Arrest would be acceptable, under the following conditions:
- He is considered to be in prison; therefore, telephone is allowed once a month, under controllled conditions. No internet access, of course.
- Visitors are allowed only under very limited conditions; no contact, of course, so poor Melania will be deprived of his companionship.
- Mar a Lago will be his new prison; specifically, his bedroom will be his prison cell. The windows will be painted over, so he will only see the sky once a week when he is allowed outside to pull weeds. May as well get some use out of him…
- His new cuisine will be based on recipes by his good friend Sheriff Joe.
No more Hamberders! It’s Prison Loaf, from now on. Sure, it’s horrible, but there’s plenty of it. - The t.v. in his cell will be set on the Weather Channel, 24/7 & cannot be changed or turned off.
Setting it on the Barney the Dinosaur Channel would probably violate the Geneva Convention, so compromises will have to be made. - Customized toilet paper.
I’m sure there could be other conditions to be met… permanently tether the Blimp to the roof, etc.
