Let’s get real for a minute. You just know that there was some exchange along these lines:
Trump: Is this shitty airplane really the best they can do? The interior hardly even has any gold in it.
Aide: Well, there is a program in the works to design and build the next generation of Presidential airplanes…
Trump: Great! Don’t forget to make sure they include a hot tub this time!
Aide: …but they won’t be finished designing, building and flight-testing until after your term is up.
Trump: CANCEL THE PROGRAM.
