This guy is going to buy some Certificate paper from an office supply store and start printing off special awards and achievements for himself.
“This one says ‘The best golfer at Mar-a-lago, and maybe, the world. We don’t know, but people say I’m pretty good at golf.’ And here is another award for ‘Best President since Lincoln, and probably a little bit better, if we’re being honest.’ And this one, oh, it has a gold star, what does it say, ‘World’s Best Dad’. Where did this one come from. Eric did you put this in here? You did? Oh, ok. Moving on.”
