God, Tintin really let himself go.
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Sadly, thereās an audience for him in the Republican party. A certain number of people think that his having money indicates something about his competence (despite the fact he inherited it), being a dumbass appeals to the folks who ādonāt hold with none of that there liberāl book learnināā and his overt racism appeals to Republicans who like his honesty (because the rest of the Republicans have been using dog whistles to convey their racism in between visiting white supremacist groups - e.g. Huckabee). Heās just nutty enough to have only niche appeal, though.
Which thankfully doesnāt mean much, given how many candidates there are. Heās the kind of candidate who, as other candidates drop out, doesnāt actually see his poll numbers rise any.
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With any luck, heāll suffer the same fate as Herman Cain, and fade into babbling obscurity, leaving nothing but merciful silence.
I kinda miss Herman Cain.
Although Iād rather Jon Huntsman hadnāt disappeared into obscurity; he didnāt seem like a total idiot (presumably why he didnāt get the nomination)
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That hair really only makes sense if you understand it in terms of an angry muppet.
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Hey numb nuts, people get the chance to ācreate jobsā after election, not before. So the āLatino voteā that isnāt irreparably offended by your dumb ass isnāt going to see you do a god damned thing.
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What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of threeā¦
What do you get when youāre rich and a jerk?
Making false claims youāll give people workā¦
Trumpa-Lumpa-Dipidy-Dumb he is a bigoted racist bum.
(much apologies to actual oompa loopas)
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ā¦ I wanna gay marry you so hard right now @redesigned
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A perfect candidate just has to spout Grumpy Old People cliches.
āKids these daysā¦ā
āHow can you call that music?ā
āI donāt understand these computers things.ā
āWhy canāt I just call and talk to someone in the USA?ā
āThis Filet 'O Fish is half the size that they used to be!ā
etc.
Instant President.
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We donāt to qualify it in Amurica any moreā¦ itās just marriage. 
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I kinda just wanna keep saying āgay marryā just to piss off the homophobes. Cuz Iām spiteful in our victory.
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āWhen I was young, children sold themselves into slavery, and they liked it!ā
āI walked to school 40 miles each way, uphill both ways, shoeless in the driving wind and snow, but I never complained.ā
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You went to school? Spoiled rotten, huh?
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Rotten? Luxury!
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Please keep it up. I think if enough attention is drawn to it Trump will start insisting heāll win the gay vote, and then his campaign will enter a whole new crazy territory.
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This whole thing reeks of the Dead Zone, with Trump destined to become president and nuke the world so future-sensing Christopher Walken steps in and foils his campaign.
āIāll win the Latino voteā
Only if every Latino in the US has an extreme case of self-loathing, of course.
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And lookit that ā he had rain AND snow! Lucky Ducky.
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Canāt fault you for thatā¦
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