Trump the Chump (Part 1)

I don’t understand why burying Ivana was even up to 45; they’re long since divorced.

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I mean, Minister of Propaganda hopeful Carlson found it pretty funny this weekend.

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I don’t either…but possibly it was up to her children, who are of the same cheap heartless mold as their father?

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Nevermind the largest photo uses it completely wrong if you don’t have a penis. :face_with_monocle:

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I highly recommend people practice with it at home first. And have some tissues in the car. They also make disposable ones from paper stock.

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Trump endorses Eric!

Except two guys in the race are named Eric. Now they’re both running with “endorsed by Trump!” Much hilarity ensues.

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Came here to post this as well. First thing I saw in my morning paper… Big laugh

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Par for the course…? :sunglasses:

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… because he didn’t recognize the name.

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Season 3 Wall GIF by The Simpsons

The Daily Show Wow GIF by The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

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“While the lawsuit has yet to materialize, Trump’s legal team claimed he “subjectively believes” the election was stolen. However, at this time, no evidence of voter fraud has been found.“

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Is there like a CrapPAC conference every fucking week cuz I’m tired of the noise and dog whistles.

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There are no dog whistles anymore. It’s all very open, and they are proud of it. Anyone still supporting the Nat-Cs has absolutely no grounds to plead ignorance. They are screaming their hate from the rooftops. God help us all.

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