His donaldjtrump dot con site just âmoltedâ.
The landing page is simply a big button for CONTRIBUTE and another CONTRIBUTE button farther down (mind you, heâs retaining the old CONTRIBUTE button in the upper-right), so he really wants you to contribute. (And if you are new to his scams: contribution involves donating on a recurring basis and, on top of that, donating an additional âextraâ amount 7 days later, just because. And both of these scams are automatic, requiring an explicit opt-out. Visually, the donation UI has the finely honed malevolence and attention-grabbing antics of a slot machine.)
His âFrom the Desk Ofâ rants have all been moved to a new âNewsâ section are no longer directly visible. For each one, you now have to âclick thruâ a READ MORE box to get at individual statements (without knowing even what the topic of the rant is).
Itâs like heâs self-engineered a functionality that mimicks the time when Twitter was muzzling him and forcing all users to âclick thruâ a warning acknowledgement first.
In terms of getting his message out, itâs a masterful self-pwn. (However, it may be he just wants to up the cash flow, unconcerned about publicity for the moment.)
EDIT: Per @Akimbo_NOT, this is permanent? It seems so uncharacteristic of him (or any publicity seeker) to shut off the spigot before the PR blitz/launch process for his new product. It almost seems like heâs exercising⌠patience or prudence. Two things I have never associated with him. What is going on? Could someone else be in a position to be strategically guiding his moves? Who would have (or has ever has had) that type of control over him?
Just howling into the void?
Maybe in that sense, but he sure does seem to still be pulling a lot of the Republican Party around by the nose.
Conservatives and conspiracy theorists: Trump is going to be back in office in August
Trump: âHey look, I managed to put on my pants.â
Conspiracy theorists: He is sending an important coded signal about the lizard people with his pants.
I count 29.
(Thatâs more than enough anyway.)
The magnets are falling off his fridge.
Tailored to accommodate a diaper? (Albeit a shitty job of tailoring.)
He shoulda got the vaccine, then he could stick them to his arm, lol.
Thereâs some debate about the video being manipulated.
Or maybe the government is experimenting with high-tech transporter technology?
I agree âdiaper and/or elastic waistband pantsâ seems a lot more likely than âpants on backwardsâ but whatever the deal is his curators are having a harder and harder time preparing him for public display.
My first thought is that he had an accident on the front of his pants just before going on and didnât have the time to change into an entirely different suit, so putting the wet spot behind where the camera couldnât see it (notice, he slides sideways so as to never show anything but his front) was the only solution. Probably not the first time heâs needed this âhackâ.
However, those wrinkles suggest he spent time sitting in the pants in that configuration, so I guess Iâm wrong!
Former Secretary of State Madeline Albright once told an anecdote about a time that she had some kind of food/drink stain on the front of her skirt at an official dinner and had to flip her skirt around for the photo op that followed, but Iâve definitely never heard of anyone attempting that with pants. Many wealthy people or public figures tend to travel with a spare outfit available for these scenarios.
Depends. It does looks like he is packing bullet proof underwear.
Tromp raises everything to the next level, including protection of the family jewels. 
