Trump the Chump


Is there a deadpool bet going on how many days current WH Chief John Kelly has left, after telling the press that Trump’s talk about a border wall was ‘uninformed’ and that his boss’ opinions on it had ‘evolved’ to the point where a wall might not be needed?







No, but it’s the Borowitz report (their own Onion sorta thing)


Satire is dead in this day and age.



The resort reportedly employs more Haitians than nearly any other nationality. (Romania is the only other one that comes close, according to The New Yorker.) Mar-a-Lago applied for and received 70 H-2B visas for its recent 2017-2018 season.



Who would bother to ask him if he’s a feminist?

Meanwhile, he tweets his bed.


So not shocked.


All too easy to imagine his smirking response: “How the hell else are you supposed to get ahead?”



Probably unfair. I mean, it’s not like they could just hide a body … on a golf course … or something. Hmm.


The implausible part is the idea of them knowing how to use a shovel.

They’d order the gardeners to do it.


The only tools they’ve ever touched are their own.


They learn from the best.

(That’s probably the most manual labor he’s ever done.)




It’s the tried and true “I can’t be racist, I have a black friend” defense.

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