Trump the Chump


#1667

Is there a deadpool bet going on how many days current WH Chief John Kelly has left, after telling the press that Trump’s talk about a border wall was ‘uninformed’ and that his boss’ opinions on it had ‘evolved’ to the point where a wall might not be needed?


#1668


#1669


/s


#1670

#nottheonion


#1671

No, but it’s the Borowitz report (their own Onion sorta thing)


#1672

Satire is dead in this day and age.


#1673

#1674

The resort reportedly employs more Haitians than nearly any other nationality. (Romania is the only other one that comes close, according to The New Yorker.) Mar-a-Lago applied for and received 70 H-2B visas for its recent 2017-2018 season.


#1675

#1676

Who would bother to ask him if he’s a feminist?

Meanwhile, he tweets his bed.


#1677


So not shocked.


#1678

All too easy to imagine his smirking response: “How the hell else are you supposed to get ahead?”


#1679

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq5WTNmyDaY


#1680

Probably unfair. I mean, it’s not like they could just hide a body … on a golf course … or something. Hmm.


#1681

The implausible part is the idea of them knowing how to use a shovel.

They’d order the gardeners to do it.


#1682

The only tools they’ve ever touched are their own.


#1683

They learn from the best.

(That’s probably the most manual labor he’s ever done.)


#1684

#1685

#1686

It’s the tried and true “I can’t be racist, I have a black friend” defense.

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