Is there a deadpool bet going on how many days current WH Chief John Kelly has left, after telling the press that Trump’s talk about a border wall was ‘uninformed’ and that his boss’ opinions on it had ‘evolved’ to the point where a wall might not be needed?
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#nottheonion
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No, but it’s the Borowitz report (their own Onion sorta thing)
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Satire is dead in this day and age.
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The resort reportedly employs more Haitians than nearly any other nationality. (Romania is the only other one that comes close, according to The New Yorker.) Mar-a-Lago applied for and received 70 H-2B visas for its recent 2017-2018 season.
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Who would bother to ask him if he’s a feminist?
Meanwhile, he tweets his bed.
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So not shocked.
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All too easy to imagine his smirking response: “How the hell else are you supposed to get ahead?”
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Probably unfair. I mean, it’s not like they could just hide a body … on a golf course … or something. Hmm.
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The implausible part is the idea of them knowing how to use a shovel.
They’d order the gardeners to do it.
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The only tools they’ve ever touched are their own.
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They learn from the best.
https://www.nrdc.org/sites/default/files/styles/full_content/public/trump_digs_coal_-_imgur.gif
(That’s probably the most manual labor he’s ever done.)
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It’s the tried and true “I can’t be racist, I have a black friend” defense.
See also:
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